For those who don't already know, I am the established queen of bizarre and wierd dreams.

Last night I dreamt that Kat in Eastenders, was teaching me to swim with sharks, but the water turned to spagetti hoops so we couldn't see the sharks coming. It was sooooooooooo scary!

What did you dream last night?

That myself and Elly were husky racing through the streets of Paris.

 

I. [censored]. You. Not.

I cant say what u dreanmed of but i can say it was VERY good

I can't remember wot I dreamt of last night, but the night b4 I dreamt I was being chased by this little boy with a samurai sword. He kept catching up with me even though I was on a BMX and he was on foot!!!

 

Hiya Tara, good to see ya bout again!!

Hahaha!

Hi Elly! I'm gonna' be doing a dissappearing act again soon as I'm missing Jon so may have to go back to Oxford asap! God, its annoying, having to choose between internet and your boyfriend?!

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Originally posted by Tara:

God, its annoying, having to choose between internet and your boyfriend?!

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*Wub looks on smugly at this comment*

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Originally posted by Tara:

Hahaha!

Hi Elly! I'm gonna' be doing a dissappearing act again soon as I'm missing Jon so may have to go back to Oxford asap! God, its annoying, having to choose between internet and your boyfriend?!

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Have to do a dissappearing act myself now- back to work. My wages are all going on internet cafes and I don't think I'm even on here v.long!! Was miffed not to see ya at GKGG- hopefully see ya gain soon. Oh well, back to work for me!!!

Wub_Wub- I'm so jealous, I'm still trying to explain the concept of the internet to my other half!

I am lucky enough to combine my job, my gorgeous girlfriend, clubbing and the internet all into one, handy place.

 

One day my boss will figure out I do f^ck all at work all day.

Nah that wont happen!

 

*Hopefully*

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Originally posted by Mitz:

Nah that wont happen!

 

*Hopefully*

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*crosses fingers*

Right - I'm a bit of a dream interpreter in my spare time, so here goes.

 

Tara, Kat Slater clearly likes to enjoy herself with the boys. She is symbolic of letting go of your morals and swimming with the sharks (i.e. men who are only after one thing). The spaghetti hoops speak of an earlier, more innocent time (i.e. childhood) when such thoughts could never be entertained. The fact that the spaghetti blinds and ties you suggests that you are having difficulty letting go of your morals and pursuing the life you really desire.

 

Wub wub, Paris is the city of romance and you are with your beloved. The huskies represent the fact that you are currently skimming over the top of any relationship problems, just as a sled skims over the snow. You two seem to be in a very safe place right now. Of course, huskies also suggest a long expedition, meaning that you are in this for the long term and that you are aware that things will not always be quite so smooth.

 

That's enough for now, Mystic Matt is feeling sleepy

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Originally posted by Whizzer:

Right - I'm a bit of a dream interpreter in my spare time, so here goes.

 

Tara, Kat Slater clearly likes to enjoy herself with the boys. She is symbolic of letting go of your morals and swimming with the sharks (i.e. men who are only after one thing). The spaghetti hoops speak of an earlier, more innocent time (i.e. childhood) when such thoughts could never be entertained. The fact that the spaghetti blinds and ties you suggests that you are having difficulty letting go of your morals and pursuing the life you really desire.

 

Wub wub, Paris is the city of romance and you are with your beloved. The huskies represent the fact that you are currently skimming over the top of any relationship problems, just as a sled skims over the snow. You two seem to be in a very safe place right now. Of course, huskies also suggest a long expedition, meaning that you are in this for the long term and that you are aware that things will not always be quite so smooth.

 

That's enough for now, Mystic Matt is feeling sleepy

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Spooky!

 

check ur PM's Whizzer

two nights ago i dreamed i lived in a caravan and i had to shoot a calf and a cow in the head (both were in the caravan). i tried shooting the calf first but the bullets were just bouncing off its head. then i went to a restaurant and borrowed a different gun off of Christopher from the Sopranos. the gun was huge and the bullets looked like whip-its. i was able to shoot the cow with those.

 

it was extremely wierd... anybody care to analyse this?

 

alasdair

I'm afraid it's a bit of a Freudian sexual thing.

 

The original gun is a reference to your impression of your member - you fear you may be shooting blanks. You suffer from penis envy. In this instance you choose to obtain a bigger 'weapon' from a man you respect and who you think will have a massive dong.

 

The cow and calf? Well, clearly a mother and daughter combo. You opoted for the daughter first because she is the younger and more attractive. But the mother is there as a back up plan in case you fail to impress/perform.

 

As a general rule, guns are nearly always metaphors for penises. Except when they're real of course, in which case they are deadly weapons and should be avoided (much like penises).

 

Hope this helps. That will be $500.