here's a joke i jsut got sent to entertain u nite owls, I'm off to bed so nitey nite, have fun wiv the poppers

 

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave

them a choice of three ways to die:

 

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

 

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead

instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

 

They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards

looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the

Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

 

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "I just love you guys, you're so feckin'

stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!!!!"

lmao, i like that one!!