>The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the UK TV game show

>"Family Fortunes"

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>Name something a blind person might use - A sword

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>Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon

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>Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

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>Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar

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>Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde

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>Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

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>Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse

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>Name something that floats in the bath - Water

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>Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

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>Name something Red - My cardigan

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>Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

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>Name a famous royal - Mail

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>Name a number you have to memorize - 7

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>Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep

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>Name something you put on walls - Roofs

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>Name something in the garden that's green - Shed

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>Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

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>Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing

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>Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters

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>Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

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>Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate

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>Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

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>Name something associated with the police - Pigs

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>Name a sign of the zodiac - April

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>Name something slippery - A conman

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>Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish

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>Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato

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>Name a jacket potato topping - Jam

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>Name a famous Scotsman - Jock

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>Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones

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>Name something with a hole in it - Window

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>Name a non-living object with legs - Plant

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>Name a domestic animal - Leopard

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>Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee

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>Name a way of cooking fish - Cod

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>Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels

Hehehehe! Ive got one question though, how on earth did you know all them?

sent in an email luv... some other peep must have done the anorak work.

 

My fave has to be:

 

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

god there i was thinkin i was dumb!

I think that celebrity Family Fortunes would be so much better;

 

Let's meet;

 

Romeo, Harvey, Megaman, Neutrino and Lisa Maffia - the So Solid Family!

 

And they'll be playing;

 

Method Man, Ol Diry Bastard, Inspecta Deck, RZA and Ghostface Killa - the Wu-Tang family!