Did you hear about the magic tractor?

 

It drove down the road and turned into a field

HeeHeeHee........what do you mean crap joke?! It made me grin!

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Originally posted by Mitz:

HeeHeeHee........what do you mean crap joke?! It made me grin!

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What the [censored] was that message you texted me last night all about?

Dont swear at me....I might cry

 

Was pretty stoned n just being random!!! I swear they had put summot else in the joints as well as weed!!!!

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Originally posted by Mitz:

Dont swear at me....I might cry

 

Was pretty stoned n just being random!!! I swear they had put summot else in the joints as well as weed!!!!

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It scared the crap out of me, cos I was just getting to sleep! Quite funny though, I'm keeping it one my phone as a bolloxed text message - quite an honour!

i love that joke. one of me favourites

rite behind

whats brown and sticky?

 

a stick

Sorry if I woke you up matey!

 

I do feel very honoured!

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Originally posted by Mitz:

Sorry if I woke you up matey!

 

I do feel very honoured!

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If anyone got to wake me up (who wasn't my gf), I'm glad it was you Mitz.....

If anyone got to wake me up (who wasn't my gf), I'm glad it was you Mitz..... [/QB]

 

HeeHee

not a bad joke actually... about my usual standard... might be using that one later

Mine was better- see joke of the day

thats 3 women wub_wub..

 

must b ur lucky day!

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Originally posted by tidy_girl:

thats 3 women wub_wub..

 

must b ur lucky day!

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Life is good.

Aren't we all a bunch of iccle gigglers today?!

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Originally posted by Mitz:

Aren't we all a bunch of iccle gigglers today?!

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That's because overall, in the grand scheme of things, we all reign supreme!

 

GROUP HUG!