'up yours [censored] face'or 'piss off [censored] for brains' are two particular fave's.

my faves are:

 

100 000 000 sperms and YOU were the quickest??

 

???? has two brain cells, one is lost and the other is looking for it!!

 

if you see two people talking and one looks bored, ???? is the other one.

quote:

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Originally posted by Mitz:

Ever made anyone cry cus you have insulted them that badly????

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yea, all i said was "i dont like you, we dont like you, and your 'friends' dont like you. so why dont you go do one."

 

she cried! i feel dead guilty bout it now! i was a pure bitch back then! now im not.

Take ya face for a [censored]!

cock boy for a bloke and cunt rash for a bird need i say any more????

 

Also love the word [censored]!! Its sooooooooo good and kinda final,. needs no explaining, i also call people bitch and wanker lately but thats not insulting, is a term or endearment hehe

One immediately spring to mind:

 

Mate, your so fuckin ugly even your own hand rejects you!

if its a lady who is being bitchy, i find "woman" works just fine.

Of course the classic......

"Sorry you're getting me confused with someone who gives a [censored]!"

and

"Does my face look even sightly interested in what you have to say?"

or

"I will treat your comments with the contempt that they deserve"

 

.........almost go down as well as I do!

 

(Yep! DuDu's finished her 3rd cup of coffee & is WIDE AWAKE!)

Am I wearing a badge that says I give a [censored]?

i dont have to say anything the look is enough

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Originally posted by beckie in la la land:

i dont have to say anything the look is enough

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I can imagine you having quite an evil stare beckie