Dear C.T.W

Whilst recentley surfing for porn,I happened to stumble across this site's homepage.

Now my gripe is with the pictures at the top of the page.We have 3 lovely stunna's(cTHESUN) up there,but who's that suspicious looking character lurking ominousley amongst them?

Why,its only bloody niceonebruvva,CTW's resident zanester,that's who!

What's he doing up there?Is it really such a good idea to have neil's gormless chops grinning inanely down to all and sundry?Surely the aim of the homepage is to attract new members,not scare them off!

I suggest this offensive material is removed immediatley,and replaced by something more attractive and appealing.

A piece of coal perhaps,or a babboon's arse.

Yours

concerned of Liverpool.

MIAOW!

I would love to have the honour of my piccie on the front page - but alas rain man is there instead with my beautiful camel

 

The other two are C and Du Du - beautiful creatures, in fact, I think that they are angels

 

YEAH RIGHT !!!

best re-phrase that

 

They are beautiful creatures - but no way jose are they angels !

Nice1Bruvva is well cute! Leave it ouit!

Neil, u is mi lil and ya know it

bunch of cunts i was enjoying my five mins of fame!!

Flakey you cheeky scouse bastard!!

 

My picture IS up there to attract new members!!

 

"Only beautiful people may pass, you offend my mirror!! Aagghhhh!!!"

Hmm,creamyc instead?

Caught between a rock and a hard place springs to mind.

oh dear..

I was thinking of the frying pan/fire analogy.....main because they're both so hot

 

(oops, thinking out loud again)

I think that Me, Claire and Elly [who are definatly the most sexiest girls on CTW - ok Im just there for show, not for the sexiness] should be up there. And just one guy for all the gloryness........ Wub!

Everyones prayers are answered, CreamyC will be replacing that of Neil very shortly!

 

Thank you and enjoy!