An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How

many children?" asks the council worker "10" replies the Essex girl

"10???" says the council worker..

"What are their names?"

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne

andWayne"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out

playing

in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or

WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the

perturbed council worker.

"That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"