- I bent my Wookie

 

- And that's where I saw the leprechuan. He tells me to burn things.

 

- I found some moon rock in my nose.

 

"Ms Hoover? There's a dog in the vent!"

"Ralf, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

"He was going to the bathroom"

nope homer comes up with some fookin classics.

 

I AM SO SMART, I AM SO SMART

 

S.M.R.T

 

NO I MEAN S.M.A.R.T

 

lol so funny

ralf is trying out to be fallout boy in the new radioactive man movie

 

lunchlady doris is reading the part of radioactive man

 

LD : Oh no fallout boy you have to save me

 

Ralf : Whats for lunch today

 

Director : NEXT!

 

Ralf : Chicken Necks?

Mrs crabapple: ralph , are you eating the crayons again?

 

Ralph (with mouth full of crayons): No Mrs crabapple!!

(Ralph is on the computer when Skinner and Chalmers walk in)

 

"Hey Prinipal Skinner! Hey Supernintendo Chalmers!"