Funny

> > A woman recently lost her husband. She had him

> > cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the

> > urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio

> > table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes,

> > she started talking to him.

> > "Andrew, you know that fur coat you promised me? I

> > bought it with the insurance money!"

> > "Andrew, remember that new car you promised me? Well,

> > I also bought it with the insurance money!"

> > "Andrew, do you remember that emerald necklace you

> > promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance

> > money."

> > Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said,

> > "And Andrew, remember that blow job I promised you?

> > Well, here it comes .."