i would be a camel, because they are tanned and look funny, you cannot look at a camel without smiling.

Mynah bird - so I could sit in my cage and yell obscenities at people all day.

You are the queen of camels and everybody should bow to you and your hump !

 

Me - a fish obviously, cause I am a damned good catch and you don't wanna let me slip through your net !

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Originally posted by Fish:

 

cause I am a damned good catch and you don't wanna let me slip through your net !

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But you've already been caught by Dan The Fisherman much - may I add - to the disappointment of at least 8 members on here! All male as well!

id be a little ladybird, cos i coudl fly about and i look good in red...i also could fly into peoples rooms and perv at them

I was bloody single for 8 months and had no offers whatsoever !!!

 

These men should come out of their bloody virtual walls and let it be known !

 

Creamy - If I was single - you would be first on my HIT LIST !

Hmmmmmm, I put it down to being afraid of asking to be honest! Wouldn't be suprised if they're doing this now though

 

"He who dares wins, he who hesitates DOESN'T!

I would be a goat!! (don't ask me...ask the camel)

 

or maybe a baboon cos I have a shiny arse!!

 

H&K

 

nice1baboon

neil would be a goat because he bleats like a goat in bed.

 

secrets out now!

damn, you said you wouldn't tell anyone!!

 

 

you're in for it now lala!!!

And he leaves hoof marks on La La' bedroom ceiling !

Id have to be a hedgehog, so i could hibernate and sleep for 8 months flat, or anything else that can just shut off for that amount of time.

Big Fcuk Off spikes to put people off startin on me and when my lifes over, i could burst someones car tyre and they'd have bits of me all over their wheel !!!

 

What is the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW ?

 

A hedgehog has pricks on the outside !

 

Apologies if you drive a BMW, all the men who I have datedand drove thm have been pricks, maybe I just met the wrong guys ?

LOL, thats a point, i could attract the females of the animal world with my hundreds of pricks !

 

I can't stand Beemers. Prefer TVR - Wicked Motor.

for god's sake don't get him started on cars!!!