Heard a good'un today at work that gave my brain somethin to do while i slopped the mud samples around ... Got it everntually but took me fooking ages, so i thought i'd try it on you CTWers

 

A bloke is found dead in a phonebox miles from anywhere. The phone is off the hook and there is broken glass from the windows all over the floor. There is also a river nearby.

 

No-one else was involved, he didnt commit suicide and it wasnt general health probs.... So how did he die?

 

If ya need to ask for clues do it so i can only answer "yes" or "no"

 

Have fun!

Weather conditions? Lightning?

He heard some shocking news on the phone, went ape [censored] & smashed it up, then died ?

 

Or a Neandotholic type killer fish jumped from the river, through the phonebox and wasted him ?

 

Grant's all but got it, he slashed his wrists when he punched through the glass and bled to death

Why did he do that then? Silly man!

 

Bah ya got that quick

 

Yep, he was so excited about the huge fish he caught. So he rang his mate and was explaining how big it was and managed to slash his wrists while he was doing the "Its this big" thingy