i'll start

 

There was a young man from Belgrave

Who kept a dead whore in a cave.

He said, 'I admit

I'm a bit of a [censored],

But think of the money I save.'

 

m.

My friend billy

Had a 10 foot willy

and he showed it to the girl next door

she thought it was a snake

and hit it with a rake

and now it's only 5 foot 4

mary had a little lamb

she put it in the cooker

she turned it up to gas mark 5

and burnt the little fcuker

 

 

[ 16 August 2002, 10:55: Message edited by: tidy_girl ]

Mary had a little lamb

She took in down to Reading

she took it in an underpass

and kicked its [censored] head in

"Alison"

jack n jill went up the hill

to fetch role of cheese

jack came down with a great big smile

n his trousers round his knees

 

mary had a little lamb

she tied it 2 a pylon

ten thousand volts went up its arse

n turned its wool 2 nylon

 

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Originally posted by James:

"Alison"

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Very droll.

'There was a girl from china,

her tits couldnt get any finer,

she'd massage your dick,

then give it a lick,

then ram it right up her vagina'

You ever get the feeling this should be in the smut forum?

there was a man from greening

who invented the wanking machine

after the 49th stroke

the bloody thing broke

and whipped his balls to cream

 

there was a man from brazil

who swallowed a dynamite pill

his heart retired

and his bum back fired

and his dick shot over the hill

 

there was a man from leeds

who swallowed a packet of seeds

in less than an hour his nob was in flower

and his arse was covered in weeds.

There was a young man called Carter

Who was an extremely good farter

One just one bean

He could fart God save the Queen

And Beethoven's Fifth Sonata

there once was a bishop of birmingham

who buggered three maids while confirming 'em

as they knelt seeking god

he excited his rod

and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em

 

 

alasdair

mary had a little lamb,

she took it to a wedding,

she tied it to the bridegroom

then kicked its fuckin head in.

 

There once was a man frommmmm Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it

 

and I haven't thought of this one in an loooong time, so that's it........sorry guys!