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post me a limerick......

matthew james
matthew james
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There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin

as he wiped his chin

If my ear was a cunt I could [censored] it

 

There you go.... crudest one til last

no sleep 'till bedrock!!

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    Mary had a little Lamb

    she tied it to a pylon

    10,000 volts ran up its leg

    and turned its wool to nylon

     

    boom boom

    cuff me up and ride me like a mad dog from hell !

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    mary had a little lamb

    it was full of fun and frolicks

    it jumped of a barbed wire fence

    and ripped off its head

     

    i don't know, it just doesn't seem to scan properly.

     

    sx

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    quote:

    Originally posted by wub_wub:

    Old McDonald was dyslexic

    O I O I E

    OI I'M DYSLEXIC U LITTLE PISS TAKER!!!!!!! [Angry][Angry][Angry][Angry]

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