>Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,

>Wife, Blowjob?

>A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but

>you can't beat a blowjob.

>

>Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

>A.) So men can be open minded.

>

>Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?

>A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

>

>Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

>A.) The longer you play with them, the harder

>they get.

>

>Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

>A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow

>your paycheck!

>

>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...

>A.) "Is it in?"

>

>Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and

>the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

>A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

>

>Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just

>had sex?

>A.) One of his fingers is clean.

>

>Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

>A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

>

>Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have

>in common?

>A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the

>rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Have you noticed i like posts with the sex in the title?

 

 

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Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

 

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>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... >A.) "Is it in?"

 

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