Me and my boss are off to interview a guy called Raakesh, for a helpdesk position in the comany....

 

I am going to make his life hell for the next hour!!!!!

 

m.

Play him a song for five seconds, and ask him to name the title, the band, and the album it came off.

and the year yeah.

Also ask them where they'd rather be than at work.

 

and regardless of what they say, just tut loudly and write something on your clipboard.

Burst out in the middle of the interview

 

'You do realise that there are no [censored] breaks within firm time right ? That includes knockin one out aswell' !!!

"Now, this is just a simple lie detector, and we'd like to ask a few questions......

 

Have you ever watched pornographic videos?"