watch out ninja's are about!

 

for a good laugh at some 'serious' ninja facts check out

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

 

great forums and movie stories

the music quite good too

had me and some others laughing are heads off..

Thats pure evil

 

 

 

No more masturbating .... poor kittys

 

 

QUOTE (Dawn @ Mar 17 2004, 15:55)

Thats pure evil No more masturbating .... poor kittys

U should see what else they do..here's a lovely ninja story:

 

The Ultimate Battle

 

Scene 1:

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

 

 

END

 

-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.

 

 

LMAO or even better:

There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place.

 

The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.

 

 

these people are genious's!

I love that website ...my sister's boyfriend does Ninjitsu, i'm sure he never gets tired of me asking if he's 'totally flipped out today' or what it's like to fly

 

On a different note have you seen the version of that kitten picture with the 2 Domo-kun's chasing him...arf! W/Y/H!

this one

This site is one of my faves online.

 

*pops 1354349587395 boners and kills the whole town*

Kether wants to pork that cat

QUOTE (Phil rr @ Mar 17 2004, 19:27)

Kether wants to pork that cat

Fuck off Phil you terminal bore.

QUOTE (Lizard @ Mar 17 2004, 17:05)

I love that website ...my sister's boyfriend does Ninjitsu, i'm sure he never gets tired of me asking if he's 'totally flipped out today' or what it's like to fly On a different note have you seen the version of that kitten picture with the 2 Domo-kun's chasing him...arf! W/Y/H!

WHATS A DoMO-KUN?

glad you asked that Kitty as I hadn't a clue either...

QUOTE (kitty @ Mar 17 2004, 20:38)

QUOTE (Lizard @ Mar 17 2004, 17:05) I love that website ...my sister's boyfriend does Ninjitsu, i'm sure he never gets tired of me asking if he's 'totally flipped out today' or what it's like to fly On a different note have you seen the version of that kitten picture with the 2 Domo-kun's chasing him...arf! W/Y/H! WHATS A DoMO-KUN? A DOMO-KUN is one oof those weetabix looking mo'fo's chasing that poor pussy.

big up the ninjas

QUOTE (Ginge @ Mar 18 2004, 06:52)

QUOTE (kitty @ Mar 17 2004, 20:38) QUOTE (Lizard @ Mar 17 2004, 17:05) I love that website ...my sister's boyfriend does Ninjitsu, i'm sure he never gets tired of me asking if he's 'totally flipped out today' or what it's like to fly On a different note have you seen the version of that kitten picture with the 2 Domo-kun's chasing him...arf! W/Y/H! WHATS A DoMO-KUN? A DOMO-KUN is one oof those weetabix looking mo'fo's chasing that poor pussy.   How the fcuk did you know that??!!   told ya u were a strange fish with lotsa little bits of useless yet quite entertaining info

QUOTE (Titchy @ Mar 18 2004, 13:13)

How the fcuk did you know that??!! told ya u were a strange fish with lotsa little bits of useless yet quite entertaining info

I know everything.

 

Anything I dont know obviously isnt worth knowing

i wanna know why there's two record boxes on the grass