Branded Condoms

 

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

 

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

 

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

 

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

 

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

 

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

 

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

 

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

 

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

 

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

 

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

 

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

 

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

 

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

 

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

 

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

 

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

 

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

 

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

 

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

 

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

 

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

 

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

 

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

 

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

 

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

 

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

 

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal

 

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

 

Volkswagen condoms - think small (they wouldn't sell many!)

 

Kellogg's Rice Krispies condoms - Snap! Crackle! Pop!

 

Courage Tavern Ale condoms - It's what your right arm's for

 

Access condoms - Your flexible friend.

 

Timex condoms - Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin'

 

 

brightened up my day!!x

 

brilliant

 

koooooooool

McDonnalds! I'm lovin it!

Stella Artois - Reasuringly Expensive

 

lol we have that on the notice board at work