Today sees the funeral of ClubTheWorld favourite Mutant Pig! The funeral will be taking place at 11am today so please pay your respects here please!

 

Thank you!

It would be great to see you all, I am so very, very sad at this very sad occasion, please make it along to the reception where there will be sandwiches from the leftover leg of my late husband!

 

Thank you dearly!

Creamy - fine, ignore my text messages. See if I care.

I would like to say on behalf of my staff here at ClubTheWorld our thoughts and words of comfort are here for you!

Hi there Lionel here and if there are any girls going I'll see you there, any girls that cant make it then I shall be in your area in the next two weeks so maybe we can meet up sometime, let me know where you live and I'll be convienantly DJ'ing in your area.

 

Sorry....

 

My respects are with your friends and family on this very sad occasion! The good news is that Lionle The Vinyl WILL be playing some funky tunes along with my good buddy Dave The Rave!

 

Hope to see you all there!

 

Ooooops --->

It's only 8:30, and already we have FOUR alter ego's talking to each other.

 

It is going to be a f^cking long day.

Despite what people may of thought - especially of the Fish race - Mutant was a very popular guy but just could not get over the devastation caused by a one James by being taken off as a smiley at ClubTheWorld!

James, hold your head in shame you bastard!

Sorry people, I forgot to add.....

 

Have a great Friday!

 

How rude of me to have forgotten!

 

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Hi there, does anyone like pickle with their pork?

 

Hehe, pickle with their pork, how funny is that if you say it really fast...

 

Oh well, back to the sandwich making!

Alright mate ? Not arf !

 

I absofantabulously will be there spinning some of my favourite Techno Step and Groove Bass tunes !

 

You're a great mate Lionel, and I'm happy to help out !

 

Let's Rock !

Creamy, have you ever heard of the sickness "Schozophrenia"?? I know a good psychiatrist if you want her number.

BSE day - bitta something extra! I'll thrown in a pigs dick for the dog. It's a delicacy in Thailand.

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

BSE day - bitta something extra! I'll thrown in a pigs dick for the dog. It's a delicacy in Thailand.

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Classic, did you watch all of it lastnight then? I was in tears, especially when the bouncers were singing in the van, with the Hindu Elders in the back!

 

"I could be so good for you"

ahhh RIP the pig Man! God rest his soul!

 

ps - he made a bloody good bacon butty!