An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom

> floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over,

> did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor..!

>

> She yelled out for her husband Jacko. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled.

>

> Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor"

> she said.

>

> "Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy

> girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).

>

> They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do

> it"

> Bluey said "Lets try Plan C"

>

> "Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?

>

> "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under

> her"

>

> "Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with

> her t*ts"

>

> "Play with her t*ts"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do

> that"?

>

> Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide

> her

> into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."

>

He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian !!

 

That was fcukin heavyweight !!

Australians couldn't give a Castlemaine XXXX for anything else!

Bonzer

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That's not a knife,

that's

a knife !!

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