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A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job"

 

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.

We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter.

You'll have to drive her around in a big black Mercedes, a uniform will be provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided, and once a year you will be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday.

The salary package is £200,000 a year."

 

The Scouser said "Nah, you're talkin’ bollox!".

 

The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"....

 

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Gwan !!!

 

Gonna kill yourself now or later ?! wink.gifgrin.gif

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