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>

> 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT [censored]...

>

> 1. It's an incentive to show up.

> 2. It leads to more honest communications.

> 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

> 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to

hear.

> 5. It encourages car pooling.

> 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't

> care.

> 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to [censored].

> 8. It makes fellow employees look better.

> 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

> 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

> 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

> 12. Employees [censored] later since there's no longer a need to relax at

the

> bar.

> 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

> 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch

break.

> 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

> 16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as

> "gross."

>

Totally wiv you on this one mate!

 

'Ere pass me a beer!