Ali G's Sister is pregnant and has a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

 

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies,

 

"Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.

 

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother...he's an idiot!"

 

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

 

"Denise," the doctor says.

 

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew" replies the doctor.

 

 

 

 

 

Bonza Joke!

 

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Old but funny!

Old is it? Must be out of the way down these parts, not heard that one before.

I never heard it before either!!

Has anyone heard the Ali G soundtrack, with all his random little interludes on it?

 

We had it on the other day whilst we were having a smoke/drink in the garden, and it had us in stiches.