did you know your name spells arat backwards.

 

uncanny that

Yes I was well aware of that....thanks for pointing that out 'husband' dearest.

 

("you married a-rat, you married a-rat!")

 

at least i'm still marrying up the evolution chain

Thank fuck there's plenty more fish in the sea!

nooo - i've already been married to a fish. dont wanna go back to that again

All went a bit fishy did it?

it was a troubled relationship from the start.

she wanted 1000s of eggs and i wanted to swim with the sharks

then you moved onto rats?

no, then i moved on to frogs. then you came along

love you too!

mind you, u do look like a rat in your avatar

 

*runs..... very fast*

Rats can carry the plague you know...

 

*Runs very fast after Laurence, knashing at his ankles*

flees carry the plague.

rats carried the flees

 

 

which reminds me of a verse i once read (in a garfild comic)

QUOTE

Big flees have little flees; on their backs to bit em. little flees have smaller flees; and so on for infinityium

well i got the fleas from you, you stinky pile of codshite.

i got the stinky piles of codshite from my 1st wife