I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring.

I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise.

 

Then I found a cure!!

 

A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking!

I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally!

 

A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day!

 

Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

lol!!

 

did you sing the new song to him? fish doesnt remember singing to u but i do!

New song? What new song hun?

Or if in the middle of the night and he's a grumpy sod, just give him a slap (a bapslap) that could [censored] hehe

So what about the girls that snore !!

 

Help............ !!!!!

 

rofl and i thought you were going to say a peg on the nose ......girls snore Tidy . us could be a lesson there... lmao now that is original hahahaha...ermmm did he wake ... with the later part of the treatment ?

I didn't understand a word of what you typed there Anna !!

Isn't it amazing how things change!

That was Tuesday morning by Thursday night it was all over!

 

*DuDu has to ask herself was it the Blowjob!*

I very much doubt it somehow !!

 

I wish that cure was the accepted way .... I'd pretend I was asleep and snore even if I wasn't !!!

i guess in my coy way tidy.....i was hinting...that erm if it works on guys that perhaps a similar treatment could be benefical to snoring females

bugger ! im told i dont snore dogz could hold the key