hahaha!!!

This boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after being out

together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the

wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blow job?"

"What? You're crazy???!!!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up.."

"I've already said NO, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

"My love.. don't be like that.."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with her

hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says, "Dad says either you

have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy

a blow job himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand

off the intercom!"

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man

looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted.

"To get straight to the point,I know we are old and can no longer pleasure

in sexual activity,but I was wondering if you would help me."

"Of course," she smiled.

"I was wondering if we could take a wander down to the park and if your

could hold my penis for a while."

The old woman saw no harm in it,so she agreed. Since then they made it a

regular occurence,and every day the 2 elderly people sat on the park bench

and she held his penis.

One day,the woman went to the bench,but the man was not there.Feeling

hurt,she looked around for him. To her amazement,she saw him and another

woman-SHE was holding his penis!

"What does SHE have that I dont?" She screeched.

He looked up at her and smiled.

"Parkinsons," he replied.