While I was flying down the road yesterday .....

While I was flying down the road yesterday only 10 mph over the speed limit I noticed a policeman with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

He pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for [censored]”

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said in Surprise "What's a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I [censored] my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I [censored] until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What does someone do with a 6 foot [censored]?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a Bridge.