It is with great regret that I have to inform you that our marriage has been annulled

 

Not only did you leave me on my wedding night / morning without saying where you were going but not so much as a kiss goodbye

 

 

another thing ... one word for you to think about

 

 

consummation

 

 

 

 

can i have your black straw ring please

I threw it away in a tantrum moment when I heard he'd deserted me

what you do that for you dozy bint......... that could have been worth loads

what did Rich think of having Bungle as his stepdad then?

Think i'll let him answer that one

 

 

I broke my golden rule though

what was it no sex before marrige?.....(actually its more likely that its no sex after you get married )

NO ... any suitor must be older than my kids

 

I looked for you but you weren't where you'd been for the last 2 hours (curled up on a sofa in a dark corner)

 

To be honest it's probably for the best. I just don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment at the minute. Well to be honest probably not ever.

 

You could have given me the ring back though, I could have got my money back. It wasn't cheap you know!

 

i wanted it

 

i could have married phil then, im gonna have to wait about ten years now

Aaawwwww did it not work out then guys? That's a shame, still at least in my religion you can happily end marriages without any boring bloody paperwork...I hate paperwork even more than I hate ceremony.

 

How was the afterparty? bit hacked off that I ran out of cash but I DID get to go home and play some highly amusing games of scrabble

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I hate paperwork even more than I hate ceremony.

 

you must really hate paperwork then

 

 

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and play some highly amusing games of scrabble

 

That must have kept you entertained for HOURS