A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be

confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

 

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of

your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered

vacuum cleaners."

 

"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she

proceeded to close the door.

 

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and

pushed it wide open.

 

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen

my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse [censored]

all over her hallway carpet.

 

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse

[censored] from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

 

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite,

because the electricity was cut off this morning."

CLASSIC !!

 

man do i hate it when that happens to me whilst i am selling vacuum cleaners door to door

rofl lmao ewww