I want weekends like Tidy Weekender EVERY WEEKEND - f*ck this "I'm having a break for 6 months" malarky ...

 

I suggest we all put in £50 a month for the next few years and fecking buy our own fecking cottage in the middle of fecking nowhere, also a couple of ClubTheWorld Mobiles.

 

Make it somewhere in the middle of the country so no1 has 300 miles to travel!

buy our own fecking cottage in the middle of fecking nowhere, also a couple of ClubTheWorld Mobiles.

 

Are we talking mobile phones or mobile homes??

IS a good idea in theory but have to think of the legal ownership side of it...sorry im in a sensible stage of mylife but i do think wouild be a cool idea if could pull it off!! But maybe a cottage wouldnt be the place as u dont get many cottage clubs, well i guess it could be the first one!! God im rambling somebody shut me up!!

Don't forget the ClubtheWorld Lear jet we need to buy as well, in order to get members from one end of the country to the other over a weekend!

Why stop at a cottage, in some towns up north, you could buy a whole street for a few grand, we could have our own post code and everything

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