There were 5 people on a plane that was about to crash and only 4

>parachutes.

>The first man said "I'm Roy Keane, I am a great footballer. I play for

>Ireland and I'm worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I should

>be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he

>went.

>The second person said "I am Gerry Adams a radical Irish politician who can

>really help my country and I think I should be saved." The others said "OK

>give him a parachute"

>The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of the English national

>football team. I have a wife and two sons. Everyone knows I'm a really nice

>guy and everyone thinks I'm stupid but I'm not, so I'm taking a parachute."

>And off he went.

>there were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl. The Pope

>said "Child, I am old and frail and have lived my life while you are young

>with everything before you. You take the parachute and I will stay with the

>aircraft and take my chance" "It's Ok" said the girl, "there are still two

>parachutes, David Beckham picked up my schoolbag."

absolute quality!

LMFAO so good!!

very gooooood.

Class

Heard it before, but still funny.