ppl say i live in me own world, and i was thinking this morning what it would be like if i did live in me own world.

 

the plants would be pink and fluffy, the sea and oceans would be made of jelly and ice cream and the sun would be an acid house smiley

 

buildings would be made out of ginger bread and mud wouldn't get u dirty.

 

the noise of wind wistleing would sould like it was passed through a flange filter.

 

i could go on all day

yes i live in my own world.

 

things have been a bit crap recently, taxes are high, sweets at an all time low.

 

even ronald macdonald has had to take on extra [censored] pole dancing for the over 65's.

 

But its not all bad...LA LA land is being visited by the window lickers this weeekend (AKA creamy, fred, james, nick)

 

so i am going to get the straight jackets out, and things should be fun!

 

 

o - completely overlooked the point behind my post i did

 

what would ur own world be like if u had to build it from ground up?

Is that what I am ? A window licker ?

 

Mr. Happy, say hello to Mr. Tickle will ya, tell him I miss his long, orange arms, my nooks and crannies haven't been the same since ..

There would be no [censored] in my world - just one long party!

was that cencered added by u or the baord?

 

My world wud have no [censored].

 

Magic mushrooms would be much easier to find, and grow all year.

 

Peyote Cactus would be growing everywhere.

 

Now what could the hailstones be?????

 

My wife would dress like S. PVC

 

Oh, and she wouldn't mind me bringing home lots of girls, provided she could share.

 

 

originally posted by jaketherave...........

My wife would dress like S. PVC

 

I like that bit!

when you put the word [censored]. in, it gets censored.

 

Welcome Mister Happy

I'm mister Angry right now cos I just lost 2 games to three in table football with my flatmate

awwww - thats just [censored]

 

 

i dont watch much friends, but i do remember joey and that chandler had a fuzzball obsession