...The following members who graced us with their presence in garlands on saturday.

 

CREAMYC - The ever popular creamster managed to appear even more sinister and menacing than usual by sporting a very tasteful,black knee lenght overcoat.Not only did this make him appear like a maifioso reject but also failed miserably to conceal an ever blossoming ample girth.

More pills and less pies for the amiable buffon methinks.

 

FREDTHEBADDIE - Fredthesleeze continued to develop his ever growing reputation by attempting to pull for EVERY single female in the club that night(at a rate of 60 per hour,most impressive).Equipped only with extreme blondeness and new,special CTW powers,our aryan prototypes advances where reapeatedly rebuffed in quite spectacular style.Was last spotted dejectedly heading for the nearest exits,a broken man.

 

BECKIE LA LA -The shy and retiring wallflower that is miss la la,became suddenly transformed into miss vampdeleuxe for the evening.Armed with blonde hair extensions and aesthatically pleasing black pvc hotpants,beckie managed to massacre the dance floor before being transported off to the magical world of la la land.

Nil points for the frequent neigboursesque soppy antics which puncuated the festivities though!

 

NICK G - Introduced to another ctw debutant.After exchanging inchorent pleasentaries, nick continued to give it some serious,funky tandoori style,and seemed to enjoy himself,despite the looming presence of a nearby creamy c.

 

Well done people,Always a pleasure (cough) running into you and No doubt Ill be seeing you again sometime.

Im counting down the hours.

 

Regards

FD

What about me? Don't i get a shout out??

Flakey Dove - do u want to write regular club reviews for us??

The shy and retiring wallflower that is miss la la

normally im described as a psycho...how nice of you mr dove!!

After exchanging inchorent pleasentaries

I understood EVERY word that was said by all

 

 

some serious,funky tandoori style

Is this a good thing

 

 

Either way, I had a wicked night, and it was nice to meet you Mr

FREDTHEBADDIE - Fredthesleeze continued to develop his ever growing reputation by attempting to pull for EVERY single female in the club that night(at a rate of 60 per hour,most impressive).Equipped only with extreme blondeness and new,special CTW powers,our aryan prototypes advances where reapeatedly rebuffed in quite spectacular style.Was last spotted dejectedly heading for the nearest exits,a broken man.

I'm sure I have no idea to that which you are refering !

Then again, I do have a reputation to uphold !

 

Good to see you again you scouse cunt. When you coming down to London ?

originally posted by Flakey Dove.........

Nil points for the frequent neigboursesque soppy antics which puncuated the festivities though!

 

originally posted by Flakey Dove.........

Nil points for the frequent neigboursesque soppy antics which puncuated the festivities though!

 

In reply to -

 

CREAMYPVC - thanks for giving me a rather distburbing mental image.

 

FREDTHEBADDIE - Ill get down to london sometime when I can be arsed.

 

BECKIE LA LA - Im well aware that your are indeed a physco,but being a polite,well mannered chap I usually save my more caustic remarks till after the third meeting.

 

NICK G - The funky tandoori beats hands down both the funky gibbon and the funky chicken in the boogie stakes,so yes,its a good thing.

Still dunno what you were jabberin on about in there,but that happens often.

 

SARAHPVC - Flattered as Iam by the offer,it may be more suited to someone who actually gets of their arses and bothers to visit various clubs.Most Of my fave's have either shut down or are approx 2000 miles away.It could be tricky.

 

Regarding the second point,I could'nt possibly say.

I was sposed to go to G-Bar but Beckie had a better offer! You could imagine how pissed off I was at the fact that when I got round there it was just her and 4 blokes in total! Then I had this thought and my mind went into overtime but then it finally dawned on me that she wasn't up for it so I decided the conversation got so boring I went to sleep!

 

I would say it was a pleasure but you know me, I dont lie, it really wasn't!

I can't say I was suprised you never showed up.

Lightweights!

Hey, don't include me in this ! I didn't even know anyone was going to the G Bar !!

[censored] off me either!

 

and you know you dont have to follow what i do!

 

you could have come back whenever!!

 

i just wanted to get stoned!

Hey, you only had to ask ! We would have stoned you !!