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BAD DAY

Posted October 24, 200222 yr

CTW DJs

Having a bad day

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

But you only have one ass.

Feel better?

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October 24, 200222 yr

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UGH !

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TidyTraxGrant
' I haven't had a c*nt all night, drinkstable '
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October 24, 200222 yr

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imagine he's gonna meet football team...

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October 24, 200222 yr

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If you're attached at the shoulder, how can you have only arse ?

Fred The Baddie
Email: FredTheBaddie at ClubTheWorld dot com
MSN: Fox_Raynard at hotmail dot com
I am not part of any majority
-- Now in my MP3 player : Agnelli & Nelson - Holding on to Nothing --

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October 24, 200222 yr

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Good point mate.

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October 24, 200222 yr

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Maybe they're just freaks of nature,

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TidyTraxGrant
' I haven't had a c*nt all night, drinkstable '
E Mail : Grant@ClubTheWorld.com
MSN : TidyTraxGrant@Hotmail.com
YahooID :TidyTraxGrant@Yahoo.co.uk

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http://www.DJLisaLashes.com

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