Hmmmmm, so much for all these earthquakes in Manchester i have only felt one (i think, even them im not so sure) and appparantly theres been over 40 of them!!

 

Am i numb?? DONT ANSWER THAT ONE!!

Earthquakes? You know whose responsible for those! That nasty Paul Masterson.......no, wait, that's the Earthshaker.

Apparantly, the largest one yet hit Manc today ?

Obviously wasn't large enough - Manc's still there.

yer, i saw the video footage but didnt feel a thing

URGENT - MANCHESTER EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

 

At 00:54 on Monday 21 October an earthquake measuring 4.8 on the

Richter scale hit Manchester,UK causing untold disruption and distress -

 

* Many were woken well before their giro arrived

 

* Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and

Spanish costas were damaged

 

* Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were

disturbed

 

* Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with

the fact that something interesting has happened in Manchester

 

One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."

 

Apparently looting has managed to carry on as normal.

 

The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny

Delight to the area to help the stricken masses.

 

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found

large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and

jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

 

 

HOW YOU CAN HELP

 

 

* £2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four

 

* £10 can take a family to Stourport for the day, where children can

play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of

stinging nettles

 

* 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim

 

 

PLEASE ACT NOW

 

Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we'll do the

rest!

 

 

If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at

your local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton Cards.

ROTFLMFAO!

Hahahhahahah!!

 

Nice one!!!!

 

Probably true for the scallies of Manchester!! Grrrrrr scallies

One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."

 

That's the best bit.

One of my friends has a son called Storm, and the other a daughter called Morgan

Saw a pikey girl once with a kid called Levi.

Obviously wasn't large enough - Manc's still there

 

ahem!! the city that gave you:

- the common wealth games

- eccles cakes

- coronation street

- and miss la la herself!

 

ahem!! the city that gave you:

- the common wealth games

- eccles cakes

- coronation street

- and miss la la herself!

 

Only one of those things is worth anything. (it's you, BTW)

Exepting Miss La La

 

Who gives a F**K?

 

*ahem*