Just a warning that over the next few weeks I will posting pointless and stupid posts on all manner of subjects I haven't a clue about so as to elovate my title to something more than just a 'newbie' ... thank you for your time

That's the only way to do it!

 

 

 

love from a fellow Newbie who wants to elevate her status...

All you have to do is post lots of things until your status changes! Alternatively you can choose a title for yourself & we will change it for u.

Yep any random crap will do it, then again that's what most of our posts are so nobody will notice!!!

After a hundred you get to be a 'Clubber', unless u ask for a title change....I think Claire DC might have a spare title if you ask her nicely.

Thats a point, how did you get Dance Monster?

oh no!

 

but creating your own title actually involves some thinking!!!!

 

 

*puts thinking cap on*

Any chance I can get a new status?? How about Lionel's Head of security!!!

Hi there Damien,

 

No chance!

 

Big Love,

Lionel!

yup, u can be one of my bitches or studs if u like hehehehe!!

Thought I was gonna be one of ya studs

hehe can be arranged if u like?

Thats a point, how did you get Dance Monster?

 

Well Kev, after me and damien spent the best part of an hour, at XLR8, looking all over the fridge for you and answering your texts on James's phone, all to no avail,as you'd [censored] off to camden. If you'd stayed you would have seen me on the podium with the 'official' devil podium dancer giv'ing it loads!!

If the perks are good then I'll sign up today !!!

If anyone wants a title please submit all requests along with a good reason why you should be called it & i will change your title as i see fit!