And what do you read?

 

 

I usually favour the records reviews in either DJ or Muzik magazine when I'm dropping off kids.

Past couple of issues of Seven are in the bog along with a two-month old copy of NME.

 

But it's usually a flying visit - I don't stop and chat.

 

I quite like a long satisfying [censored]. Really cleanses the system.

Depends on what you've eaten. I live off cereal mainly, so I only have to go into the short stay car park.

 

Staying any longer than necessary makes my feet go numb.

 

 

Guilty.

 

Top suspects are usually TotalVauxhall, FHM or Ministry.

*coughs*

 

Sugarat does his maths uni homework on the loo...

 

 

 

*hides*

no way dudes, no way

Missy Gonna get it in the neck now...

 

The way I see it... dump time is best not wasted. If I'm sitting on the throne for a while i may as well use it constructively...

 

:-)

 

and he does crosswords...

Oi!!!

 

You wait till i get my hands on you Missy!!

*woof*

 

and he reads Heat magazine!

Umm... yeah.. well.. it's... good... sort of.

 

.. innit?

 

strangely enough I dont read on the toilet but i do write toliet manuals for 'Armitage Shanks' as a part time hobby! Call me wiered!

well... thats... different...

 

 

toilet humour...