ummm, ummmm, not sure kev? lol. I mean he swooned in there, lol.

 

Also i mean who is giong to tell you all these random facts about totally nothing interesting at all??

 

[censored] i wish i had more money that i do now.

SCREAM YOU ARE LETTIN THE SIDE DOWN!!!!!!

 

I need to know my usless facts!!!!!!

the bad thing is that i know MORE useless facts. How i hear you ask. I haven't a fuckin clue i just seem to have even more, lol!!

you get yourself to the NEC mr i dont care what it takes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

even if it means sellin my body?

 

In which case i'm on a losing wicket before i start, lol

i said anythin lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i'm sellin my body, any offers?

I'm sure creamy will pay......hes into all that isn't he!!!!

 

is all i can say

 

Maybe that wasn't such a great idea

ok i'm sellin my body to the LADIES!!!!

 

there that's better

And what's the going rate....do we get to see a price list??!

yes i will knock up my calling card in a min.

 

What do you think i should charge and what do you think my services should be?

Mmmmm now I think that you should start off with some basic cheap service and build up to a big finale......don't give yourself away for too little, I am sure you want to be a high class whore!

hell yes!!

 

Ok people i need ideas of services i can offer and prices!!