Theres a barmaid in the pub where me and my mates drink, who had always taken a fancy to one of my mates, anyway, after weeks of flirting they snogged eachother out side the pub, she told him to come back the next nite (last nite!) for sum more fun!

Well , my mate was so jeered up for this he managed to obtain a viagra pill from sum dodgy bloke he works with.

End of the nite comes, and my mate who had driven to the pub, takes this viagra and gets ready for his nite of fun!

Hes a gas fitter, and had his [censored] van in the pub car park.

 

He waits for her in the van, she gets in and says ' Your a gas man?? so i take it ur gonna service me?!?'

B4 they leave she realises her phones inside, so nips off to get it.

 

They drive off to a quiet road and start goin at it.They are there for bout 40mins.

 

Little did the unsuspecting barmaid know, that the rest of us had all got in the back of the van b4 she had returened 2 the car park!!

 

Was so funny!

And she had no idea!!! Should have done tho. the amount we were larfing!

 

Edited November 12, 200222 yr by Ohmydays

 

thats terrible.... but i like it