I was at Progress @ Sofa Sofa in Walsall on sunday, and was a bit munted (had started the day at 4am at afterssential), and I saw this cute girl, standing on the balcony, so I wondered over and stood next to her. I was thinking about some tunes I like to hear, and noticed that the DJ's were up at the top of a column, and you couldn't get anywhere near them, like you can at afterSS, so you couldn't ask them if they had a tune. So, wanting to start a conversation with this girl, I turn around and say "You can't request tunes here, can you?". She just laughed. I skulked away.

Then I realised that my question made me sound like some dumb 13yo at a school disco, wanting Britney played.

 

D'oh, no wonder I don't have much luck chatting ladies up.

 

You guys must have used far more embarrassing lines than that.

 

(As an aside, the worst line I have used that worked was "So where's your boyfriend then?")

So did they eventually play locomotion then?

Chat up line used on me;

 

After going into a club, the young lady in question had escaped the advances of another man, but i was unaware she was interested in me.

 

I goes up to her and says;

 

"Looks like your safe now, [censored] isn't trying to pull you anymore.!

 

She looks me straight in the face and says;

 

"That's alright, leaves me free to pull you."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back of the net!

Cashback !

 

I never used chat-up lines, they're stupid.

 

Hows this though : Here you go babe, here's 50p, ring you're parents and tell them you're not coming home tonight !

Heard a lot worse than that! Specially PVC related stuff!

 

Most silly and random chat-up line I heard, was from a mate who was convinced he couldn't get on the dancefloor at a club because they were staging a cricket match. Girl he randomed fell about laughing so much, it kinda went from there.

working behind a bar you get to hear loads of cheesy line! The most recent one i heard was -

 

"Has anyone ever called you a parking ticket?"

 

answer - "cuz you've got fine written all over you"

 

Some bloke was saying it to my mate, and i burst out laughing!

 

 

answer - "cuz you've got fine written all over you"

 

They were referring to the booze Lia !

A friend of mine overheard two girls ordering cocktails - screaming orgasm. He leant over and said;

 

"you don't want to buy those from here girls, I can give you one for free"

Best (worst?) ever used on me

 

"You look a lot like my ex...but there is only one way to find out for certain"

 

 

She was fit too, so it worked

have to remember that one