but that was

just his willy

he covered it

with washing powder

and tomato ketchup

then he took

his brown Y-fronts

and began to

smother chocolate on

 

 

his large, hard

helmet, deluded that

whats deluded mean

(mr moo stay away from this one)

 

deluded that.... it would get

far far too...

 

(deluded means someone has a mistaken belief in something, e.g. i deluded myself that bungee jumping without a rope would be a good idea)

sticky and hard