Anyone got any good ones for bein off [censored]??

 

Tell em u have fallen down stairs and have to go hospital to be checked out!!

 

then when u go back in u can say its ok, and reason u didnt gewt in that day cos hospital was busy!!

Even if i ring up the night b4?

 

I dont fancy waiting till the saturday to ring up cos it'll be on my mind all night!!!

I was walking to [censored] and was held to ransom at gunpoint by the local firefighters who have made me also go on strike in sympathy for them!!!!

i hope u dont do that on Sunday mr!!! (Carl that is)