- I invented cheese

 

 

- I was the one who got cats and dogs fighting each other

 

 

- David Dickinson and the Queen are one and the same, cos you never see them in the same room.

Craig David is the greatest musician ever to grace planet earth, ney the universe, with his presence

God's real name is Jeff.

 

I am a virgin

i used to have 3 nipples but i sold 1 to a romanian orphanage so a underprivlaged 1 nippled girl could look normal

lol

Mine wasnt very random was it

 

Last night i dived into a can of cherry coke but when i drowned i sank and didnt float, and that was last night

 

ooh random pickle

the nipple i sold went for 12pence and a button but the lil girl offered me free sex @ ne romainian broffal of my choice 4 the next 3 months - bargin

i think ur far more random than me lol

i've been talking to aliens 4 the last 2 years and they have made me thier honnoray virgin. the best thing about aleins being A sexual is the alien porn. they can do things wub-wub can only dream about

i think ur far more random than me lol

 

it comes with the terrortory when ur skitzophrenic

ahh i c, i thought it came with the territory of being blonde aswell

i'm yellow!

no silly lmao!!!! im talkin about me, being blonde and not being able to come up with just as random things as you!!

but do u have voices in ur head telling u to do thinks like take ur trowsers off in public and stuff?