DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

 

40-ish.............................................49

 

Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates

 

Athletic......................................No t*ts

 

Average looking...............Has a face like an a*se

 

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

 

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

 

Educated...................Was f*cked to bits at Uni'

 

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

 

Feminist..........................................Fat

 

Free spirit....................................Junkie

 

Friendship first..........................Former sl*t

 

Fun..........................................Annoying

 

Gentle...........................................Dull

 

Good Listener................................Autistic

 

New-Age............................Body hair problems

 

Old-fashioned.........................No BJs or an*al

 

Open-minded.................................Desperate

 

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

 

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

 

Poet.......................................Depressive

 

Professional....................................B*tch

 

Romantic.......................................Frigid

 

Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket

 

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

 

Large lady.................................Hugely Fat

 

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

 

Widow.........................................Murderer

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Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket