all clubbers should live in one city with all the decent clubs there and no random leery beer boys!! then u can always have a club/houseparty nearby to go to if u like!!

and all the boys should have lots of money to buy us chamagne and handbags and shoes, and they should all be really good looking and nice to us!!

 

***beckie snaps out of dream and back in to world of boy - cunts***

Perfect! shoes, fit lads and hard house, my idea of heaven!

so vain

 

We could always take over Telford? erm... na lets not

is telford near keele?

yes, sexy horny men is a MUST

or girls!! am thinking of swinging that way as girls are so much nicer!!

 

ra ra ra!!!

its near wales between birmingham and chester...

 

Where the fek is keele?

sorry totally thinkin of the wrong place, keele is in stoke!

 

Lets start this place, we can hold auditions and only let the really good men in!

keele is near stoke isnt it?

 

**beckie is not good at geography, in fact she levels with BB jade**

or girls indeed tho not bitchy ones

 

Ok ok then

 

No Stuckup minging women, and no PMT either...EVER!!!!!

ha

so its decided, a city with clubs olayin every type of dance music and a constant after party, with FIT horny man and sweet girls! Lots of clothes shops and lots of chocolate shops, and seems how this is a little dream, the chocolate has no calories!

Sounds like the west end in London......... I hate it now im not going

indeed no calories....and we're all perfect and happy and the birds are always out singing their lil hearts out and lil bunnys bouncing around, oh its a picture of happiness