After getting stupidly ratted on spirits, cheap wine and very very cheap vodka, I think my night was summed up by a single line I said the sugaratias on Monday morning...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...'Did we actually have sex last night or did I imagine it?'

 

 

... he wasn't best impressed....

I thought that once with an ex tho we had been wasted the night before and memory was of about 3 seconds that night so i think its safe to say we both forgot cos he didnt say anythin either

 

I didnt ask tho!!

lol - was highly embarrassing for both parties I think... because I've *coughs* had norty dreams before, it wouldn't have surprised me if I'd imagined the whole thing... 'cept I hadn't...

Poor chap. No wonder he went out and pulled that other....................errr........never mind.

I wouldn't blame him!

i had that happen to me 3 years ago. the girl was absolutely bladdered. ended up back at my place. let's just say she wasn't the most adventurous lover in the world.

 

half way through she starts crying out "mark, oh that's so good. yeah mark...yeah mark"

 

which would have been ok except my name isn't mark.

 

i stopped, her eyes opened and she looked up at me. "can you remember my name?" i asked

 

"yes" was her reply.

 

"go on then, say it. say my name" (no this wasn't a cue for destinys child to enter the room and join in, wish that it had been).

 

she just lay there looking up at me.

 

"you disgust me", i sneered at her and then carried on, as i felt this was the most demeaning thing i could do to her under the circumstances.

 

in the morning she woke up, "oh god i was so drunk last night" was her opening gambit followed by, "did we do anything?".

 

i told her that we had and she told me that she'd never been to bed with a guy on the first night before. "yeah, whatever" i thought. she then asked if we'd taken precautions. i told her we had "i'm glad you were in a fit state" she told me.

 

she then went on to tell me the history of her love life. she was 35 and had only had 3 lovers. she told me all their names and each of them was called mark. this made me laugh and she wanted to know what was so funny. so i told her about her comments during the night.

 

this taught me two things:

 

1. i'm [censored] in bed and women can't even remember what i've done 6 hours later.

 

2. never bother with pissed women again.

 

sx

 

when i was with my ex, we must have had some kind of really wild sex, that i can't remember one night cuz he kept going on about doing this and that again and how good it was, but i had no recolection of it at all

@both stories

Stryker - nothing you tell me suprises me anymore!! he he

lol!