Posted December 10, 200222 yr CTW Moderators Computer error messages ------------------------- SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory. APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume. Close your eyes and press escape three times. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere. Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Mouse not found: Click OK to continue Reality.sys corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)? User error: replace user and press any key to continue. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode. Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding! Signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Y/Y] Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic? Spellchecker not found. Press -- to continue ... A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct? A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium? A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer. A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure? Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner. Hit any person to continue...... WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting. Error: Windows 95 not found. (D)ance ©heer (P)arty? RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A:2CF: Incompetent user. (001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing. Dinner not ready: (A)bort ®etry (P)izza. (A)bort, ®etry, (P)retend this never happened... FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue... Si@ClubTheWorld.ukCTW Moderator | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram
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