WHATAWOMAN!!!!!!!!! (Only joking Claire!!!)

Ed, we could be at this all day but I haven't got the stamina for you....

 

That would be too easy!

love ya selective quoting

So this leaves me with:

1) An empty house on my own.

2)£10 to my name

3)Not even credit for my phone

 

[censored] mate what a bummer

I know but my mates just offered me a free nosebag and champoo nite on Friday!!! Nice!

free nosebag and champoo nite

 

You can't ask for more than that.

Class! Women ey??!

(Sung in a Xmas Carol stylee!!!) "I CAN'T WAIT, CAN'T WAIT FOR HER TO LEAVE, COS I HAVE, A WRAP OF NOSE INDEED, I WILL SNIFF SO MUCH THAT IT WILL BLEED, AND GET SO CANED I WON'T BE ABLE TO READ!!!!"

 

Do u think i should enter it int POP IDOL: The Losers!!!

We are NOTWORTHY mate

Ha you wouldn't dare sing it to her...she'd av you good and proper

I Would!!! She don't frighten me!!!!

Never under estimate those that are female

Never underestimate those whom are u- nucks

Never under estimate those that are female

 

NEVER!!