not sure if it will [censored] tho... very weird!

that hurt my head

Mental!

Don't like birds (of the feathered variety that is)

That scared the shite out of me.

Oh god Tony, you and Scream better not go out alone anymore just in case a Fimble toy is around or a bird lands nearby

Its no laughing matter Sharon . Pidgeons in london carry Flick Knives you know.

Speaking of birds, does anyone else think it's weird that despite there being millions of birds everywhere you rarely see a dead one? (apart from ones killed unnaturally eg hit by cars/planes/trains or killed by cats)

My theory is that when they know they are about to die they fly into space.

maybe if i trick every bird on the planet into thinking its about to die, they will all [censored] off into space.

I thought thats wot birds changed into after drinking a vat of stella!!!

well in london they're probably got by all the stray animals or they burger van people nab em!