One of my tutors,who also happens to be a computer tech for the college help centre is banning ctw, so i won't be able to get on here from college any more... ah well...

 

Thats bloody shite

got a feeling my [censored] might ban it soon as well !

 

hopefully not though ! then again it would teach me a valuable lesson !

 

sorry to hear that mate - dont these people see that this is CRUCIAL for enhancing your knowledge & contacts !

Weeeeeeeee still have it @ college! \o/

 

ebay/autotrader/faceparty

 

are just a few of the sites been banned recently!

 

FUck0rs!!!

i argued the fact that its educational as well as fun, i mean the amount of stuff you learn from the smut forum

even my tutor could pick up some tips

 

also im doing my [censored], i mean i have the most complex spreadsheet in class

 

Na i mean stuff like the recording and production section, also alot of you are rather techy ppl, so i said that i ask your for help if im stuck with a computer problem such as program, although I haven;t asked you anything yet

 

 

My [censored] might if they catch me on here again!! i need to be more sly

Bah Humbug!

Just kill you tutor and dispose of the body.

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!

Just kill you tutor and dispose of the body.

 

I know a man who owns a pig farm!

Excellent, and i [censored] in the dental trade so getting rid of the teeth is not a problem.

 

We are here to help on CTW

remind me not to piss off anyone on the board then!

You're always goin to have problems lifting a body in 1 piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into 6 pieces and pile it all togetha. And when you got your 6 pieces you gotta get rid of'em 'cause it's no good leavin' it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs, you gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggie's digestion. You could do this afterwards o'course but you don't wanna go siftin' thru pig [censored] now do ya. They will go thru bone like butta. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who owns a pig farm. They will go thru a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'.

Quality Flick, but very useful information

'Classic'.... SNatch kicks ass!

Right i've been speaking to all the relivant people and dssolving the teeth is not gonna be a problem, the offer is there if you need it matey