Oh please no, i've just eaten breakfast

theres nothin to see sir!!

 

THis tape is just for show, as am i!!

Id rather u didnt cos my job only lasts whilst theres nothin to see!!

it depends on what u mean by "nothing"

 

one persons nothing maybe someones something, this can be reversed to say someones something maybe another persons nothing.

 

now is there a nothing behind the tape or a something?

and what colour is it?

Look over there Claire!

There's a pigeon with tap shoes on!

Dancing the Macarena!

 

(quick lads, try and sneak a peep while i've got her distracted!)

Ah the tap shoe Macarena pigeon! Pulled that one outta the bag. That bird sure can dance, nice legs too....

Stop looking at the bird!

It was meant to distract Claire not u!

buggerami its backfired! think i can still make it tho. damn shes good, no no look away

THERE IS STILL NOTHING TO SEE HERE FELLAS!!

 

 

PLEASE STAY BEHIND THE TAPE!!

i much prefer it when you call us "sir".

 

sx

no, when she called me "oh baby how can u be so good" the other night. that impressed me

ok sir, please no pushing STAND BEHIND THE TAPE!!

 

 

 

 

(shhhh, dont be tellin all about what i called you)

(why cant we tell anyone about our games of connect 4? i always win)

I've never been called Sir before without it being followed by "You're making a scene!"